- Me: We should have been cops
- Best friend: We should have hey! And when all our tactics fail, boobs will work
Everyone I like is either:
too old for me
too young for me
gay
in a relationship
live far away
are fictional characters
are actors i’ll never meet
or just don’t like me back
Do any of my female followers have their bellies pierced?
Did it ever get infected? And if so, what did you do for it??